"Hey, Weiner! Come talk to me!" and other epic first lines of epic romances.

Hey, Weiner! Come talk to me!

I was sitting in my office, my first job out of college. In the outer office was a young man who used to have my job; he left six months earlier. I was dying to talk to him, to get the office scoop. (Also, I admit, I had seen a photo of him, and read articles he had written...) It was the end of the day and I had a huge stack of manuscripts on my lap. I didn't feel like getting up. So instead, I shouted, "Hey, Weiner! Come talk to me!" He did, and, as we always say, we've been talking ever since. (The part of the story he likes best is that after he left I cancelled a date I had.)

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